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  • cam . # .
    The Helmet vs Sandurz dialog:

    from Space Balls ;

    Sandurz: Prepare ship for light speed.

    Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

    Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

    Helmet: Yes, we\'re gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed.

    Sandurz: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we\'ve never gone that fast before. I don\'t know if this ship can take it.

    Helmet: What\'s the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

    Sandurz: Prepare ship, prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo...